The Republic of Angel 14 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, disturbing lack of elderly people, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 2.021 billion Angel 14ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Angel 14ian economy, worth 136 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,576 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, raccoons are plump and satiated, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, and Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angel 14's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Angel 14 is ranked 75,889^th in the world and 8^th in Starland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.83 law-abiding acts per hour.